露宿天堂 发表于 2010-5-26 00:28   只看TA 1楼
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人贩拐走一男婴,想卖至某村。村民纷纷摇头:“问题奶粉重新入市,过了这阵再打算”过一阵人贩再问,村民又摇头:“毒疫苗泛滥,养孩子太揪心”至近日,村民又言“成天有人砍儿童,不想冒险”人贩无奈,暗中把男婴抱回原处,父母喜极而泣,男婴突然开口说话:还以为回不来了!感谢国家!
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