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一个女性朋友的尴尬性事

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一个女性朋友的尴尬性事

1.我在做月子的时候,一天早上,老公还在呼呼大睡,而我刚醒来,就听见婆婆的敲门声,她想进来给孙子穿衣服.因为我穿着睡衣,所以我放心的让她进来了.我侧卧在床上,婆婆在床下,我们一起给孩子穿衣服...突然,睡在我身后的丈夫伸出了一只魔爪,轻车熟路的伸进我的睡衣里,在我的乳房上狠狠的揉了几下...然后翻过身去,又发出了响亮的鼾声...婆婆红着脸,假装没看见,而我窘的恨不得把他一口咬死......

  2.一天晚上,孩子去和奶奶睡了,我们两个心里都有点痒痒的,于是很快上了床...做了很久的前戏,缠绵的不行不行的...就在他要进去的一刻,突然,一个很响很悠长的屁在床上炸响...臭味袅袅的升腾开来...这时候我什么心情都没了,一脚把他蹬下了床...

  3.一天晚上,我的欲望很强,想和他好好缠绵一下.可他不解风情,坐在电脑跟前专注的打着游戏,B都顾不上日了...我从床上跳下去叫了他几遍,他都没动...我实在等不住了就慢慢地睡着了...睡到半夜,想去厕所,睁开眼睛一看,他已经睡的和哼哼一样了...在厕所,我发现自己的内裤上有点血,于是赶快跳上床,摇醒他说:快起来干一次,不然一个星期就干不成了...他眯缝着睡眼,只说了一个字:困..!于是他又到了床底下....

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