Zuandeshu0987 发表于 2023-6-2 18:46   只看TA 1楼

[短篇] 笑话三则

1. 为什么鱼不喜欢钓友情？因为他们觉得那是一种网恋！

2. 有一只鸡站在篮球场上，裁判问它要做什么，鸡回答说：“我要犯规！”

3. 为什么光脚的人不敢踩蚂蚁？因为他们怕被蚂蚁反踩。
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