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兔子钓鱼等短篇小笑话

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兔子钓鱼等短篇小笑话

1.兔子钓鱼
  一只兔子去钓鱼,第一天啥都没钓到,第二天也毫无收获,第三天兔子空手离开的时候一条鱼跳出来说:“你丫的,明天再用萝卜钓鱼,我拍死你!”

2.体贴的男友
  穷男生带着女友散步,路过餐馆。女友赞叹道:“真香啊!”穷男生很绅士地说:“如果你喜欢,我们再从饭馆门前走一次。”

3.深呼吸
  一个电工走入手术室,对一位戴着氧气罩的垂危病人说道:喂!你听好,好好深呼吸,我需要停电五分钟!

4.捡钱
  我在马路边,看到一元钱,刚要弯腰捡,原来是口痰,我**,谁吐这么圆?

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第三个不错,其他的没感觉,没笑。支持一下楼主

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