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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、天气忽冷忽热,这季节心情难以平静,总挂念着远方的你,我愿养一信鸽,让它每天飞到你处,哪怕能做的只是简单一个动作:在你头上拉一泡屎!

2、当你心情不好的时后,你可以照镜子对自几己说"我很漂亮,我真的很漂亮"这样你会好过一点!!但是 这种事不要常常做,因为常说谎是不好的.

3、你象风轻盈,你象水温柔,你象雾朦胧,你象月浪漫,你象日热情,你象海宽容,你象牛健康,你象龟长寿,你象兔可爱,总之一句话,你没一处象人。

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