中国式英语(爆笑)
最近听到两句,how are you?意思:怎么是你?how old are you?意思,怎么老是你?
当我问别人一件别人也不知道的事时听到的回答:
U ask me , me ask who go!
广州方言:一样(一狗样)one dog face~~~~~
bule who see, and whose.(不入虎穴,焉得虎子。音译)。
甲:People mountain people sea!
师:小case,'人山人海'!
乙:I Feel it difficult to pass。
师:哼,“我感到很难过”
丙:Good good study,day day up!
师:“好好学习,天天向上”
丁:Three heart two meaning!
师:简单,'三心二意'!
戊:Look through autumn water!
师:难不倒我,'望穿秋水'!
己:Red face know me?
师:太简单啦——“红颜知己”!
庚:Horse-horse-tiger-tiger呢?
师:嗨,“马马虎虎”呗!
辛:We are brother,who and who!
师:“咱哥俩儿谁跟谁啊”!
壬:But I'm not care three seven twenty-one
师:“我不管三七二十一就……”
癸:老师,这个你一定不知道:Blue who say and the who's!
师:???嗯……这个……我想……(过了十分钟)……真的被你们考倒了……这句是到底什么意思啊?
癸(很得意地):哈!不就是'不入虎穴焉得虎子'吗!!
fish yes women lady out animal ¥
于是我们来到动物园...
try try see!!
look look
Old Big
偶们屋老大的英文名
How 呕 are you?
嘻嘻,我也有我同学一句佳话:go out of like bee(蜂拥而至)!灭活活
go high **** try
恭喜发财..........
have not face to see person!!!!
give u a little color to see see
想起我的一个高中同学,上英语课,不只怎么说道11读作:yilaiwen(一来文)老师顺嘴问他12怎么读,他自信地说:二来文
全班ft~~`
give u a horse head jump jump
(被侬择马头跳跳~~)
I think come think go.........
love you mather who who who!!!
you don't bird me ,so I don't bird you
你不鸟我 我也不鸟你
king eight 王八
up net 上网
you good call bed
u say what??
ni shuo shen me ??
F(IF) U(YOU) NO 2(TWO) NO THREE,OLD THREE OLD FOUR,I WILL GIVE U(YOU) SOME COLOUR C(SEE) C(SEE)。
erery evil sex is first !!!